How It Began: The First Encounter

I am terrible at falling in love. There's no smooth glide, no normal, "Hey! How ya doing?" in my world. Just embarrassing face plants and cases of mistaken identity.

Take, for example, a month ago-

I was working at the grocery store and a hot customer asked if we have any plain Greek yogurt left because the shelf was empty.

"Sure!" I said.

Now, I get a fair amount of customers. And a horrible memory. So what I do is try to remember ONE good looking characteristic about the customer I'm helping; this guy had a class A jawline. Really nicely cut and just sexy. Done. Mr. Jawline I will be right back with your yogurt!

So I get the yogurt no problem. Run back to my department. Search for Mr. Jawline. Find Mr. Jawline!

I run over to him and practically throw the yogurt, so happy I was to fulfill his wish for Greek yogurt, into his arms. Except that his arms, and the hands attached to said arms, were up in the air as his eyes widen, and he motions his hands in that universal 'Whoa, slow down' motion.

"Uh, I think you got the wrong guy."

I check out his jawline- nope! This is Mr. Sexy Jawline. I can't be wrong. But I take his precious yogurt back and stare confused at him for a moment before putting it back on my cart and he turns back to the shelf he was shopping. 2 mins later a guy comes up behind Mr. Sexy Jawline and looks at me and my cart. I look at him and his equally very sexy jawline.

"Aw hey! You found it!"

...well this is embarrassing. So very embarrassing. But how could I have known?! How could I have ever imagined 2 such incredible jawlines would ever enter my sphere of work and all within the last 10 mins?? I couldn't. Good looking jawlines do not happen to me like this. I had no plan for this. How does a girl deal with 2 amazing jawlines looking at her at the same time? Cause obviously Mr. Not the Original Jawline (Mr. Jawline 2) had turned around to see who I had mistaken him for and they were both looking at me and oh my god what do I do...

"OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY!" I whined to Mr. Jawline 2, then tossed the damn Greek yogurt into the waiting arms of Mr. Jawline 1, took another breath and-

I ran away.